parting of the red velvet sea

brett is converting to catholicism. the "last lutheran supper" required all guests to bring a biblically related food to the feast. i attempted to make red velvet cupcakes for "parting of the red velvet sea" however, i could not find red velvet cake mix at the store and i quickly lost motivation after a long accepted students day and mob of passover anticipators at the grocery store. regular cake with red food coloring was the next best- particularly because then courtney could enjoy them.